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  36.                 ┌╥─────────────────────────────────────────╥┐
  37.                 │║                                         ║│
  38.                 │║     THE SIMPSONS PCBOARD LANGUAGE       ║│
  39.                 │║                                         ║│
  40.                 │║                "WooHoo!"                ║│
  41.                 └╨─────────────────────────────────────────╨┘
  42.                            Version 1.0 April 1994
  43.  
  44. * "Well, it's better than a bowl of soggy Corn Flakes"  - David Terry
  45. * "HEY!  What's so damn funny?"  - H.Simpson
  46.  
  47. conceived by...
  48.  BILL CASSIDY
  49.  the deranged creator of the "Canadian, eh?" language
  50.  
  51. written and produced by...
  52.  DAVID ELFSTROM
  53.  an engineering student who is frying his brain during finals
  54.  
  55.  
  56. Executive Summary
  57. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  58. Install this.  Your users will thank you.  They will worship you.  You will
  59. sacrifice them to me.  Moooahaaa ha ha!
  60. Requirements:  PCBoard 15.1 +
  61.  
  62.  
  63. Introduction
  64. ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  65. So I was sittin' around with Bill one day having some beer and back bacon
  66. when I says to Bill, "so like, how come yer so famous for that `Canadian,
  67. eh?' language?"
  68.  
  69. And Bill sez, "I dunno.  You're jealous.  Go make your own, hoser"
  70. So I did.  When I should have been studying for a fluids exam, I whipped this
  71. little puppy up.  Enjoy!
  72.  
  73.  
  74. Installation
  75. ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  76. Run PCBSetup.
  77. 1) Select "B File Locations"
  78. 2) Select "B Configuration FIles"
  79. 3) Press F2 to edit "Name/Loc of Multi-Lang. Data File"
  80. 4) Put in the Simpsons language.
  81.  
  82. >        Language             Extension  Country  CodePage  Yes  No
  83. >  ═════════════════════════  ═════════  ═══════  ════════  ═══  ══
  84. >  1 - English  (Default)                                    Y    N
  85. >  2 - Simpsons                  SIM                         Y    N
  86.  
  87. 5) Exit & Save.
  88.  
  89. Better still, make it the default language!  Then nobody will call your
  90. board. :)
  91.  
  92.  
  93. Registration
  94. ~~~~~~~~~~~~
  95. Mmmmm....donuts....starving students *love* donuts, although offers
  96. to pay for my education are also acceptable.
  97.  
  98. Oh what the heck, just drop me a line.
  99.  
  100. Internet:
  101. david.elfstrom@canrem.com
  102. 3dre@qucdn.queensu.ca
  103.  
  104. Fidonet:
  105. David Elfstrom  1:249/1
  106.  
  107. Simpsons ASCII portrait by renato@pyrhard2.pyramid.com (Renato Macapanpan)
  108.